Husband Yi has an extramarital affair, she follows a husband to grass cluster side.In a short while, a hedgehog is from the hole in drill out.The rat of the mother a live the hedgehog to the Ye and say:"You damn fool also says to have no an affairs?Wipe so many Mo silks seduce who ah?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 281 sanitary napkin
There were a few little boys to pool ten several dollars to want to buy a toy together, but didn't know to buy what, one among the ages slightly young proposal way:Buy sanitary napkin!Is many to don't understand, ask why?The boy says that I also not too clear, however said it on the television, can climb a mountain, water-ski, play ball, skate, and the happiness didn't be annoyed.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 282 Nepoleon
Mental hospital, a patient loudly shouts a way:"I am Nepoleon!""Who tell yours?"Another patient asks a way."It is an inside root to tell mine."The first patient answers a way."Shut up!The inside root doesn't know who Nepoleon is!"The sufferer of next door sickroom yells a way."You how can anyone know don't the inside root know who Nepoleon is?"The first patient asks a way."It is what God tells me."The sufferer of next door sickroom answers a way.At this time, from the hallway in spread the doctor's roars:"I have never told anyone!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 283 high-speed elevator
Sufferer's wife:Doctor helps!I husband's male harm, always think that oneself is an elevator.The mental illness doctor section:Bring your husband, we give right away treatment.Sufferer's wife:I can not take him to come up, he says that he is a high-speed elevator, this doesn't stop.
Does a spool of joke brocade gather chapter 284 cat to know
There being an of mental illness always thinks that he or she was a rat, finally recovered from illness under the doctor's help.Hospital discharge of that day of, this sufferer just walked to doorway, suddenly a cat appears in his in front and made him dumbstruck.Doctor:You now already like, why return so?Sufferer:Do I know that I am no longer a rat, but does the cat know?
A spool of joke brocade gathers the toothbrush of chapter 285 cheapness
The salesman promotes toothbrush to a Ms. Wei:"You as long as mounting the power and stretch the import to this toothbrush in, complete need not begin.The price is slightly expensive, but convenience pole."The salesman says the smallpox fall to indiscriminately, the lady a little bit showed interest, but still disliked expensive.The salesman didn't hestitate ground to take out moreover a toothbrush, it was completely similar with an ex- toothbrush, he and then say to the lady:"This toothbrush is also automatic, it isn't only cheap, but also need not electricity.While brushing teeth you need to take toothbrush by hand to stretch into a mouth, without intermission the swing head went!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 286 to return have nothing at all
An American travels in France.A day is on the car rental, after triumphal arch, the American asks driver:"Is this a Shi Mo?"The driver speaks proudly:"This is the triumphal arch, we use 40 years just good."What American disdained says:"This kind of plays the skill uses 10 years in American all right already!"The American asks driver while giving up a temple after love Li:"Is this a Shi Mo?"The driver speaks proudly:"This is to love Li to give up a temple, we have used for 20 years before setting up like."What American disdained says:"This kind of plays the skill uses 5 years in American all right already!"After thin Er iron pagoda of Ai, the American asks driver:"Is this a Shi Mo?"The driver says:"This I don't know, 10 cent when I pass by from this before the Zhong here return Shi Mos all have no."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 287 fireplace
The TV screen last whole night only has a heap of campfire!"Husband's wife in walking into a house inside complained."You not to drink too much!"The wife says that" television sent to fix last night, what you saw was a fireplace."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 288 to welcome you back
The visitor arrives at a country street and sees a signpost and up writes:"The street closes, can not go forward."He sees front nothing important obstacle, self-confidence tour experienced, then continue to go forward.Soon, he discovers a bridge broke, have to turn head.When he arrives at just a place of placing the signpost, see the signpost back writing:"Welcome you back,www.headphones-fashion.com, simpleton."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 289 magic to automatically shave beard knife
The salesman strongly promotes his/her own merchandise on a public meeting:"Everybody, this kind of automatically shaves beard machine extremely good, you as long as throwing in a few coins, the pair of head pays on the bracket, rank slice the dynamoelectric razor will automatically start shaving beard."The one delight in the audience, one person loudly asks:"Everybody's face type is all different, how does the razor handle?"The salesman says:"Trust, eliminates to shave once, face type all similar."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 290 to ring it up
A customer leisurely in convenient meal in the restaurant, then he drinks water a fruit and takes out a cigarette.When the bellboy sends billed top, he touched touch pocket and pretended to be rattled ground to say:"Mess, my purse is missing."The bellboy noodles has no facial expression ground to ask:"Really?"Hence he takes this man to the doorway and loudly orderanies him:"Squat down bottom."Then make an effort one feet, kick him to outside in the door.At this time, sit at moreover an a customer of table, of oneself walk to doorway.Similarly squat down down, then turn head to say to the bellboy:"Ring it up."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 291 to steal sugar
A rich man puts a fly into sugar bottle and cover a cover well.Someone's asking him this is what mean.He says:"Now I not afraid servants opened a cap to steal to eat sugar!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 292 Pope's arthritis
Bus that is a certain to there was a drunkard that smells was like a butt to ascend to be a class of.He sits on a father next door, the shirt of that drunkard is very dirty, have the chemisette bright and red lips to print on his face, the pocket inside still put empty wine bottle, he take out his newspaper reading and led in a short while, and he asks father to say:"Father, what is getting the reason of arthritis ?""This Sir, it because waste life, and female pay a female to make nuisance for others, drink to excess and not self-respect arouse."Like this does the father say."Oh, so that's why!"The drunkard mumblingly says to succeed continuous reading newspaper.The father used brains to think for a while and apologized to the drunkard again:"sorry, I just shoulded not be so direct of, how long do you suffer from an arthritis?""Is not me, father, I just see write to preach an emperor to get an arthritis in the newspaper."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 293 to pull out a tooth
Patient:"Pull out a tooth to want how much ?"Doctor:"3 dollars."Patient:"You can really make money, will earn 3 dollars for 3 seconds."Doctor:"If you would like to of words, I can use the slow motion pulls out a tooth for you, so can pull out the first half a hour."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 294 to see a wife
A men leave on Friday afternoon house to go to work.Is to pay salary a day this day, therefore he didn't go home, whole revel in the outside and the men over the weekend, and ran out of all of his salaries.When he finally returned to a home on Sunday evening, fire's emitting the wife of three Zhangs was waiting him and connected bead cannon scolded for nearly two hours to his conduct and actions.Finally, the wife stopped chattering without stopping of call down, ask him:"If you also connect could not see me for 23 days, will make what feeling?"He answered:"I will feel quite good."Passed by on Monday, he didn't see a wife.On Tuesday and also passed by on Wednesday, he still didn't see his wife.Thursday ……swollen eliminate some, he finally forces to see wife's a little from the left canthus ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 295 twins
A nurse of gynecology asks one doctor:"The west receives a professor, don't know that you have to notice and have many twins' births recently, is this the reason why?"The doctor wanted to think and said, :"Because this the social public order is very bad recently, they don't dare a person to go out."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 296 to take money
A Ms. Wei takes two kids who quarrel loudly endlessly take money to the bank, this lady doesn't want to make her kid the uncultivated bearing exposes before so many human faces, so, after getting into bank, she suddenly to her
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