The grandson asks a grandpa:"Today why have red rice?"
The grandpa says:"Today is the grandpa's birthday."
"Is the birthday what mean?"
"Birthday, be say that the grandpa was born today."
The grandson listenned to and stared big eyes to say:"Ha, now naturally of how grow so greatly!"
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A miner didn't go home for a long time.One day, he the true cook didn't live and went home to see a wife.See at family the wife want to embrace each other for a while, who know that the 3-year-old girl was compete first:Father ＿＿embrace a daughter.That hard thing touched a girl.The daughter says:I want sugar cane.
The text chapter 4047 father and son/have no/father and son
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:38 chapter word numbers:371
The father and sons take a shower together, the ground is very slippery, being the son will fall down a hold tight the father's genitals just don't fall down.The father scolds:His mama of, you are to follow me of, if follow your mama, must fall dead you!!
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There are three kinds of women that can not take a medium female teacher of the first can not take and punish you and do 100 then because you don't well do them the female nurse in the second can not take a door is old and make you drag along the third to the pants because of he in is female the ticket agent can not take him the door keep making into in order in still get empty
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The father says to the son of choler:Your temper isn't good, learn endurance, when someone violates openly you, you should count first 100 announce your opinion again.The son says:Well I remembered.If the father on listenning to, be head give son one stick, son is very angry, but thought of a father, he starts counting a number, be he count till 70:00, the father has already driven away.
The text chapter 4048 Lao Tze is me/miniature parent-teacher meeting/climb theatrical stage
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Small China:Today history examination,cheap beats by dre, asking Lao Tze is who, can how do I also answer not to come out.
Father:Small China, small China, father's white keeps you!
Small China:Why?
Father:See me every day, you can not figure out.Lao Tze still needs to ask a student and tells your teacher, Lao Tze is me.
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The son says:"Father, are you free on Friday afternoon?"
Father says:"What matter?"
The son says:"The school wants to open a miniature parent-teacher meeting."
Father says:"What call a miniature parent-teacher meeting?"
The son says:"Is a form master only, you take part in with me."
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One day in the evening, both the husband and wife want to make love.Two kids don't sleep.The man says;It is quick to go to bed.Is old 1 pack to sleep, old 2 don't sleep.His mama says that your daddy's two of us sings an opera.His mama sings an opera on his daddy.Is old 2 saw be easy to have fun.Climb up, he daddy's slap keep on beating.Is old 2 cry.The eldest brother says;Should should.Who make the somebody else sing an opera, you climb theatrical stage.
The text chapter 4049 ear/ the chick mowed/the story of cabbage
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The son got to the Internet Chi.
A day, father asks him examination result and asked 23 divide 54, he hasn't been answering, seem to don't hear.Father became angry and roared loud a way:"Did your ear drop in the toilet?!!!"Saying will beat him.
The son longly answers:"Now that my ear dropped in the toilet, that what do you still ask me the stem?You ask a toilet good!"Finish saying and then continue his to greatly don't slip away greatly and don't slip away greatly not to slip away ……
What father annoyed almost returns west.
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A day a four people plays mahjong, two old son and two daughters-in-law.The old man beat a small bird.The big daughter-in-law says;I want to eat the old daddy's small bird''.Two daughters-in-law say;I want to pull the old daddy's small bird''.The old woman listenned to say very angrily;You all want the small bird of old headman, I mowed the '' for you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~One day, father calls the son buys meat, result son's buying back is a cabbage, father says:"Be free, this meat is a vegetables, the vegetables is meat."Father's pants leaked a hole on the second day, the son said:"Father your vegetables leaked", father a listen to grieve:"Is this clearly meat to say so to is a vegetables?Who teach yours?
The text chapter 4050 grandmother and grandson/discover that the New Continent/water is old
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Grandmother sees grandson, Xie Liao Sha, climb everywhere on the ground and make clothes dirty desperately, she in anger rightness
The grandson says:"Thank a Liao sand, see your clothes wipe the ash of the floor all clean, you make me say to you
Order what good?"
Thank a Liao sand:"Grandmother, you should say a "thanks" to me."
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There is gypsum on the grandfather's desk being like.Is so-so to ask a grandfather;"What person is this ?"
Grandfather says this person to be Columbus, at long time ago, he is discovering a cake of on the earth who also not
New Continent of knowing did a very great matter.
See a so-so station on the small Deng, take magnifier in hand, just the Zi is careful before map in the world
Thinly looking at.The grandfather asks:"Is so-so, you at seek what ah?"
So-so head also not the time ground say:"Grandfather, I also want to discover New Continent!"
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"Grandpa, your lo, water in the river is getting older."
"Blah what, is river water how can old?"
"You not is say the person is old long crease?Didn't you also see this river water long crease?"
The judgment of the text chapter 4051 son/paint for God/the dialogue in the telephone
Renew time:2009-2-2817:05:40 chapter word numbers:810
The right bower sees a very beautiful Persian cat and then ask:"Mother, is this cat a husband or a wife?"
The mother is difficult ground of to hesitate for a while.The right bower says:"Mother, I knew, this cat was a husband."
"Why?"
"Just I put out strength Ning it, it a move also motionless, just the Da pulls head a don't utter
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The 5-year-old Harry lies prone on a piece of paper and just and with concentration use to the ambition ground pencil at top draw what.
"What do you draw?Harry."The mother asks him.
"I am giving God the portrait."He even the heads didn't lift and answered.
"But who don't know that God isexactly as well what shape ah?"The mother says again.
"I a painting come out, everyone didn't know."
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A Judean miss and her mother talk on the phone:
"How are you, mother, I have already knotted
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